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Thursday, September 25, 2008
AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean.
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set.
He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng: "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl: "Yes !"
Ah Beng: "Give me a green one, please "
Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes "Yes"
After taking photocopies of documents,
Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng: "THANK YOU, lah." AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time,
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".
At a bar in New York,
the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Ah Beng replies: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"
LAUGH OUT LOUD!
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set.
He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng: "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl: "Yes !"
Ah Beng: "Give me a green one, please "
Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes "Yes"
After taking photocopies of documents,
Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng: "THANK YOU, lah." AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time,
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".
At a bar in New York,
the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Ah Beng replies: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"
LAUGH OUT LOUD!
★left her thoughts at
9:09 PM
9:09 PM
Sunday, September 21, 2008
cabbed down to my kao gong's (granduncle) granddaughter full month celebration yesterday.
$4 cab fare.cheap luh..cos they only stayed a hill away from us. [telok blangah hill] haha.
seems like CNY, where the distant relatives come together =)
baby was asleep, so no pics taken with her.
the buffet lunch was yummy.
even wholesome huge crabs were served! =D
head down Vivo for awhile, then to marina sq. & home.
SISTERLY LOVES =D
the words that really struck me . . .from an old classmate,evelyn!
you can be prepared for the worst but dont expect the worst to happen.believe in him, this guy who is the right one for you, that he will make the right decision.that what you want is to sustain this r/s and not a break up.know what you want!!
★left her thoughts at
10:02 PM
10:02 PM
Friday, September 19, 2008
skipped work today,
swollen eyes arent presentable at all T.T
conferenced with bestie & zhixian last night.
had a heartfelt conversation.
they cares,
they listens,
they understands.
things are a lot clearer now.
i am beginning to face it.
no matter how things turn out to be,
we will always be bestest friends!
5 weeks to go . . . to end.
we are planning for year end holidays!
to KL~ =))
*DR Tan, we are taking PLANE! =P*
4/7 peeps, join us!
swollen eyes arent presentable at all T.T
conferenced with bestie & zhixian last night.
had a heartfelt conversation.
they cares,
they listens,
they understands.
things are a lot clearer now.
i am beginning to face it.
no matter how things turn out to be,
we will always be bestest friends!
5 weeks to go . . . to end.
we are planning for year end holidays!
to KL~ =))
*DR Tan, we are taking PLANE! =P*
4/7 peeps, join us!
如果你还爱我 你不会对我如此的冷漠
★left her thoughts at
10:22 PM
10:22 PM
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
work spells B-O-R-E-D !!
its scanning, uploading & shredding . . .
looking at each shredded paper,
suddenly wondered if i could easily shred off the memories of you,
just like what the machine did.
however i couldnt.
5 weeks without you seems tedious. really tedious.
but its soon becoming a habit.
days without texts,
nights without voices.
it doesnt really matters anymore.
i MISS your cheekiness.
i MISS your perfume scent that lingers on me after each date.
i MISS pinching your nose & cheeks, for fun.
i MISS forcing your eyes big.
i MISS weekly HK meals.
i MISS our canto conversations.
i still MISS you, much . . .
its scanning, uploading & shredding . . .
looking at each shredded paper,
suddenly wondered if i could easily shred off the memories of you,
just like what the machine did.
however i couldnt.
5 weeks without you seems tedious. really tedious.
but its soon becoming a habit.
days without texts,
nights without voices.
it doesnt really matters anymore.
i MISS your cheekiness.
i MISS your perfume scent that lingers on me after each date.
i MISS pinching your nose & cheeks, for fun.
i MISS forcing your eyes big.
i MISS weekly HK meals.
i MISS our canto conversations.
i still MISS you, much . . .
★left her thoughts at
7:45 PM
7:45 PM
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
life is currently - SCRIBBLES
besides work, its still WORK!
was chatting with Jas on the phone some nights ago,
mention about a soft-spoken ex-classmate of ours,
which indirectly remembered my 1st call.
2 years of self-defending was a waste!
sorry bestie. all i can recall is 'tmr chinese bring what?'
haha!
EYECANDY loves!! =)
slowly . . .
bit by bit,
days by days,
i will get over you.
the way im feeling right now . . .
portrays in the video . . .
★left her thoughts at
7:45 PM
7:45 PM
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
work had started on Mon, back to ABS, new office =)
Met Jas, Sis & Joyce for movie on mon night.
4BIA~
its really creepy, eerie, horrifying, literally SCARY!
esp 4th story title : LAST FRIGHT
the scenes linger in me, still >.<
YQ experience the same CAPRICORN terror as me.
sigh.
what to do?
thats them.
expect the unexpected
Met Jas, Sis & Joyce for movie on mon night.
4BIA~
its really creepy, eerie, horrifying, literally SCARY!
esp 4th story title : LAST FRIGHT
the scenes linger in me, still >.<
YQ experience the same CAPRICORN terror as me.
sigh.
what to do?
thats them.
expect the unexpected
★left her thoughts at
8:45 PM
8:45 PM